Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalenji !!

Beta : Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa : Bilkul marte the.
Beta : Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalenji

When you come to slap me, bring the water.

Boy : Mom, please give me a glass of water
Mom : You come and drink it. I am busy.
Boy : Please mom.
Mom : If you repeat, I will slap you.
Boy : When you come to slap me, bring the water.

What is Success?

What is Success?

*At the age of 4 years ...* *Success is.*
That you do not urinate in your pants,

*At the age of 8 years ...* *Success is..*
To know the way back home.

*At the age of 12 years,* *success is..*
To have friends.

*At the age of 18 years,* *success is.*
To get a driver's license.

*At the age of 23 years,* *success is.*
To graduate from a university.

*At the age of 25 years,* *success is.*
To get an earning.

*At the age of 30 years,* *success is.*
To be a family Man.

*At the age of 35 years,* *success is.*
To make money.

*At the age of 45 years,* *success is.*
To maintain the appearance of a young man.

*At the age of 50 years,* *success is.*
To provide good education for your children.

*At the age of 55 years,* *success is.*
To still be able to perform your duties well.

*At the age of 60 years,* *success.*
To still be able to keep driving license.

*At the age of 65 years,* *success is.*
To live without disease.

*At the age of 70 years,* *success is.*
To not be a burden on any one.

*At the age of 75 years,* *success is.*
To have old friends.

*At the age of 81 years,* *success is.*
To know the way back home.

*At the age of 86 years,* *success is.*
That not to urinate in your pants again.
One of the best messages I have ever read.
🌾Life is a cycle..

everything depends on work

If you don't fight for what you want don't cry for what you lost.
Nothing depends on luck everything depends on work because even luck has to work.

অষ্টমীতে ঢাকের কাঠি

_____নৌকাতে মা দিলো পাড়ি_____
_____মা আসছেন বাপের বাড়ি_____
_____সঙ্গে তাহার ছেলে মেয়ে____
_____কি সুন্দর বাহন নিয়ে_____
_____অষ্টমীতে ঢাকের কাঠি_____
_____মা পড়বেন নতুন শাড়ী_____
_____খুশিতে মন রং বাহারি_____
____আমরাও সাজবো রকমারি____

BMW matlab Bartan Maanjne Wali.

Angry Boss: Why are you late for office today?

Employee: Sir, my BMW did not come today...

Boss, shocked: You come to office on a BMW????

Employee: No sir. BMW matlab Bartan Maanjne Wali.

Be one

*Who is poor ?*


*A wealthy woman goes to a saree store and tells the boy at the counter*

*Bhaiya, show some cheap sarees. It is my son's marriage and I have to give to my maid."*

*After sometime, the maid comes to the saree shop and tells the boy at the counter*

*Bhaiya, show some expensive sarees. I want to gift my Mistress on her son's marriage"*

*Poverty is in the mind or in the purse?*

*Who is rich ?*

*Once, a lady with her family was staying in a 3-star hotel for a picnic.*

*She was the mother of a 6 month old baby.*

*"Can I get 1 cup of milk?" asked the lady to the 3-star hotel manager.*

"•*"Yes madam", he replied, "But it will cost you money."*

*"No problem", said the lady.*

*While driving back from hotel, the child was hungry again.*

*They stopped at a road side tea stall and took milk from the tea vendor.*

*"How much?”*
*she asked the tea vendor*.

*"Madam, we don't charge money for kid's milk",*

*the old man said with a smile.*

*"Let me know if you need more for the journey"*

*The lady took one more cup and left.*

*She wondered, "Who’s richer ?*

*The hotel manager or the old tea vendor ?*

*Sometimes, in the race for more money, we forget that we are all humans.*

*Let's help someone in need, without expecting something in return.*

*It will make us feel better than what money can.*

*Coffee never knew that it would taste so nice and sweet, before it met milk and sugar.*

*We are good as individuals but become better when we meet and blend with the right people.*

*Stay connected.*

*"The world is full of nice people... If you can't find one*

*Be one*

the evil does not exist. Actually it is the absence of Love, Faith & True belief in God.

In 1881, a professor asked his student whether it was God who created everything that exists in the universe?

Student replied: Yes

He again asked:

What about evil?

Has God created evil also?

The student got silent...

Then the student requested that may he ask a question from him?

Professor allowed him to do so.

Student asked:

Does cold exist?

Professor said: Yes! Don't you feel the cold dear?

Student said:     I'm sorry but you are wrong sir.

Cold is a complete absence of heat...

There is no cold, it is only an absence of heat.

Student asked again:

Does darkness exist?

Professor Said: Yes!

Student replied: you are again wrong sir. There is no such thing like darkness. It's actually the absence of light.

Sir! We always study light & heat, but not cold & darkness.

Similarly, the evil does not exist. Actually it is the absence of Love, Faith & True belief in God.

The name of the student was...

Vivekananda...

Very inspiring message.

Interesting notice boards

*Interesting notice boards:*

Forest Dept:
*"Shoot the bird with camera not with Gun..."*

Traffic Dept:
*"Donate blood, But not on Roads..."*

Petrol Pump:
*"No smoking"* " Your life may be worthless but our petrol is Costly"

And Finally!!

Hospital Board:- 
"If you still want to continue looking @ girls, even after your Death *"DONATE YOUR EYES"* 😜

A two bed room flat is better. So guys, be happy in ur two BHK flat.... it saves lots of hassles!!!

YOU THINK MUKESH AMBANI DOESN'T HAVE PROBLEMS. ....

Mukesh bhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor,
takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor,
has breakfast on the 19th floor,
dresses up for office on 14th floor,
collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor,
wishes bye to Nita bhabhi on 16th floor,
says ‘see you’ to his children on 13th floor
and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore BMW to office, but then he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs.

But on which floor?

15th,17th,19th,14th,21st,16th or 13th?
He phones all his servants, cooks, maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym
trainers, lift attendants etc. on all the floors.

There is a hectic search and lot of running around on all the floors, but the key is not traceable.
Fed up, after half an hour of frantic search, Mukesh bhai leaves in a huff in a
chauffeur driven Ikon car.

At 3.30 pm late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukesh bhai's pant and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket.

The key was blown away
somewhere by the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found.

This was detected because of Nita bhabhi’s habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally.

Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nita bhabhi with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukesh bhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 am last night.

Mukesh replied that he was at home all night.
“Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 am? I was so worried. I could not sleep whole night," quizzed Nita bhabhi.

"Oh that helicopter”.. That helicopter came from Germany, sent by guys from BMW to deliver the duplicate car key... mumbled Mukesh.

Moral of The Story :
A two bed room flat is better. So guys, be happy in ur two BHK flat....
it saves lots of hassles!!!

beautiful message. Its so true. Wish every parent understood...

Dear Parent :
The exams of children are to start soon. I know you'll are really anxious for your child to do well but please do remember, amongst the students who will give the exams is an artist who doesn't need to understand Math. There's an entrepreneur who doesn't care about History or English literature. There's a musician whose Chemistry marks won't matter.
There's a sportsperson whose physical fitness is more important than Physics. If your child does get top marks then great. But if he or she doesn't then don't take away their self confidence from them. Tell them it's ok, it's just an exam. They are cut out for much bigger things in life. Tell them, no matter what they score you love them and will not judge them.
Please do this and if you do, watch your children conquer the world. One exam or a 90 percent won't take away their dreams and talent.

-
The Heritage School

Who is a MAN?

A man is a beautiful part of God's creation
who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on
his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buying
gifts for the lady he loves just to see her
smiling.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife &
children by working late at night without any
complain.
He builds their future by taking loans from
banks & repaying them for lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding
from his mother, wife & boss.
His life finally ends up only by compromising
for others' happiness.
If he goes out, then he's careless
If he stays at home, then he's a lazy
If he scolds children, then he's a monster
If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible
guy
If he stops wife from working, then he's an
insecure guy
If he doesn't stops wife from working, then
he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings.
If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy
If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave
Respect every male in your life. U will never
know what he has sacrificed for you.
Worth sending to every man to make him
smile & every woman to make her realize his
worth!

FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Tell Me Properly.

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Native Place ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate : No, Mani Pal Sir.

Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ?

Candidate : Metric Pass, Sir.

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

Officer : Describe Your Personality ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..

Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.

Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go
Now....😐

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??

Candidate : My Performance Sir.

Officer : M P.

Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....??

Officer : Mentally Punctured.

Candidate: M P. Sir.

Officer : Now What Is Thissss ????

Candidate: My Pleasure Sir.

Officer:who bought you here?

Candidate:M P SIR

Officer:Now what is this

Candidate:mummy papa sir.

SMS Collection

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What is "GENERATION GAP"?
**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)

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**Cultural Gap
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too....then ok!" 😀😀😀⛽⛽⛽😁😁😁

**Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"

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**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!

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**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagavat gita.

SUVO BIJAYA

Dhaker kathir misti resh,
pujo ebar holo sesh.
Nuton ashai bandhi buk,
sobar ichha puron hok.
Asche bachor abar hobe,k jane k kothai robe!
"SUVO BIJAYA"